The Internet and Me...

I suppose that were I to write myself into the history of the internet, I'd have to cast myself as the internet's wacky neighbor--not the first, perky blond neighbor, but the second one, the less-perky brunette one that's added in the fourth or fifth season, after the original wacky neighbor leaves, involuntarily, 'to pursue movie roles.' The new neighbor has a few good lines now and then, plays a small role in one or two non-sweeps story arcs, but for the most part, remains below the viewers' radar. That's pretty much me, internet-wise--involved a few years after it became part of the public consciousness, had one or two small successes, but not really involved enough to make much of an impact either way.